Photos description: "Dick-Straction Plan". Capri Lmonde has a massive mess to clean up, and it's not even hers - it's her boyfriend's, Christian Clay. To make matters worse, she finds a blonde hair on Christian's t-shirt. Once again, it's not hers. She storms into Christian's room to confront him, but he's sleeping. So instead, she tries to take his phone so she can snoop through it. But he wakes up and spoils her plans, so she does what anyone would do in this situation: distracts him with sex.